"50 of the I CANNOT TAHAN list" (¬_¬)ﾉ
Yes!! We have many "cannot tahan" situation which sometimes do feel bother and annoying.. It can't last long on our eyes to see some people doing thing in our opposite way.. Well, it's okay for me if it's happened ocassionally..
Actually, I can do more than 50.. 100 will do too! In fact, I have so many "cannot tahan" thing in my life!
Well, here's my 50 "cannot tahan" list:
1. I cannot tahan smokers smoking in non-smoking area or in lift. I can feel my nose is going to be poison to death!
2. I cannot tahan when people make stupid/lame joke and it's not even funny at all but they still laugh.
3. I cannot tahan guys saying flirty words or trying to make funny expression & movement when talking to you. GO AWAY! Siam lah!
4. I cannot tahan people act innocent or beg for money! Good arm and leg! Go find a JOB!
5. I cannot tahan drivers who cannot park their cars properly and appropriately.
6. I cannot tahan drivers who hog two parking spaces.
7. I cannot tahan people who shamelessly say they are freakingly cute all the time. 好恶心啊!
8. I cannot tahan sarcastic bitch. God please seal their mouth.
9. I cannot tahan people non-stop talking especially boring topic.. *Ignore*
10. I cannot tahan friends telling me to chill when I'm angry. I don't know why.
11. I cannot tahan when she thinks she's right even though 9 out 10 thinks that she's wrong.
12. I cannot tahan lousy customers service. If so "beh song", you might as well don't work.
13. I cannot tahan girls bragging about their boyfriends.
14. I cannot tahan girls showing off he got boyfriends
15. I cannot tahan girls自拍a lot.. Occasionally can do it lah~~
16. I cannot tahan girls exposing or showing their breast while taking pictures!
17. I cannot tahan aunties bragging on how rich and successful their children are. Okay, auntie, I get it, your children earns 6-7 figures income and blah blah blah.
18. I cannot tahan people who are "kedekut ilmu". My goodness! That one you also want to be so stingy!
19. I cannot tahan people spoilt my good mood!! I'll slam that person!
20. I cannot tahan strangers who unneccessarily tag me in her products' photos. Should not have accepted their friend request in the first place.
21. I cannot tahan when I'm money-less and not getting what I want when I want it.
22. I cannot tahan when my all my idols only touring other countries but not mine.
23. I cannot tahan when people showing off their concert tickets on social network.
24. I cannot tahan when some artists replying their every fans comments but mine.
25. I cannot tahan people told me not to eat this and that.
26. I cannot tahan when two persona bitchin' each other behind their back.
27. I cannot tahan political topics. People tend to be so crazy and frustrated on it.
28. I cannot tahan kopitiam people ignore me even though I'm standing in front of them. And stupidly I waited for 45 minutes. Okay!
29. I cannot tahan disgusting toilet. Especially toilet bowl with shit stains in it. Clumps of hair everywhere. As though someone had chemotheraphy there. How can I shit in such condition!
30. I cannot tahan not gentleman man. They shamelessly don't give up their seats for amah and pregnant ladies.
31. I cannot tahan myself having frustrating impulse to say things on the spot without thinking.
32. I cannot tahan repeating my words. 2 times is enough!
33. I cannot tahan when people think that blogging is for lifeless people.
34. I cannot tahan pimple especially on the most spotted area. I hope someone can kill me with a fork.
35. I cannot tahan when I get excluded from a group of friends.
36. I cannot tahan when I get angry. I'll feel miserable after get angry with that person!
37. I cannot tahan football. In fact I cannot tahan World Cup. Don't understand the whole World Cup fever thing.
38. I cannot tahan when I can't blend in among the different topics girls.
39. I cannot tahan girls who purposely talk in a soft tone. Just because she thinks it's cutesy. HELP ME!! But isn't it frustrating to talk to them and have them reply in such dulcet tone that you can't hear a thing?
40. I cannot tahan people spit near to a lot of people or elsewhere. Is it necessary to do that in the public? Goodness!
41. I cannot tahan my temper. Who I've actually inherit this from? Papa? No Mommy? Maybe both.
42. I cannot tahan Justin Bieber. Everyone's talking about him. I don't get it. Ok I'm going to *hell..
43. I cannot tahan girls are so obsessed and crazy over K-pop. They are like screaming in front of a lot of people when K-pop faces are on the TV screen. I'm going to slam them to the TV then!
44. I cannot tahan Jrock. They make me go crazy!
45. I cannot Japanese guy with make-up! Make me go insane by looking at them!
46. I cannot tahan guys with huge muscles. 好恶心啊! Feels like it's going to explode in any time!
47. I cannot tahan Ah Qua @ Pondan. *shoo!shoo!* Hate their gesture, movement and their talking! And they are so super thin and wearing bra! With my kick, surely they'll fly away!
48. I cannot tahan nagging guy. The worst of all.
49. I cannot tahan abusive guy. The super worst of all.
50. I cannot tahan people who act smart even though they aren't. Sometimes I want to sarcastically reply back to make them shame!
*Warning: Note that I do use some Chinese, Malay, Hokkien and even Singlish language!
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